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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—didn’t expect to melt like a soft-serve cone. Thought I’d be all “I’m Elon, I don’t relax,” but nah, I was mush. Pro tip: find someone who reads bodies like code. Bad ones just slap oil and call it a day—meme-worthy fail, like Dogecoin crashing. Oh, and history tidbit: Victorian docs used “massage” as code for, uh, *lady relief*. Sneaky, right?

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Oh, and the food – bloody hell, don’t get me started! Tiny grub spots on Avenida de la Furia serve dishes so scorching they’d burn your tongue if you don’t watch out. I’ve had meals that made me yell at the plate: “Are you serious?!” And I tell ya, when you’re coding a f***ing dating app all night, you need that fiery shutdown in your belly.

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