Ellie Slidell Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t romanticizin’ it. Shite’s rough. Disease, danger, arseholes galore. Makes me wanna swing my staff and yell “Fly, you fools!” to get ‘em outta there. But the guts they got? Balls of mithril, I swear. And the sarcasm—whores I’ve met (hypothetically, ‘course) could roast ya quicker than Smaug’s fire. “Oh, you’re a big man, eh? Pay up, twat!” Love that energy.

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Oct 5,  · An undercover sting targeting internet prostitution last weekend led to several summonses from Slidell Police, including one issued to a woman who brought her year-old .

Yo, I literally live near Tchefuncte River. I've had my weirdest sessions beside its banks – like, my massages got deep, and I totally felt nature’s energy. Like, sometimes I’m sitting on a bench feeling all zen, thinking, “Let the right one in,” with all that dark, crazy beauty from my fav movie, ya kno?

Section of Bayou Lane Closed for Slidell’s Bayou Christmas