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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Timbuktu” – ya know, my fave flick. That movie’s all quiet and deep, but me? I’m loud, clumsy, and lookin’ for some action! Picture this: dusty streets, like in Timbuktu, but instead of camels, it’s shady folks whisperin’ deals. “The wind carries our secrets,” like they say in the film, but here it’s more like, “The neon lights hide our sins!”

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KCAW's Tash Kimmell spoke with Megan Cropley, who opened Sitka's only adult boutique, “Pleasures All Mine,” in the midst of the lockdown.

You know, Sitka is a whole vibe, man. Let me tell ya, as I sit here giving aches a swift goodbye at my humble massage parlor on Lincoln Ave, I'm thinkin’ bout this place like it's a soulful character in one of life’s epics—kinda like that movie, The Secret in Their Eyes. “Perhaps the saddest aspect of love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten,” I mumble sometimes while rubbin’ out the knots in a weary traveler’s back.

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