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Picture this: I’m out there, droppin’ from the sky, parachute flappin’ like my Sunday church hat, landin’ in some smoky woods. Halleluyer! I’m sweatin’, cussin’, tryna put out fires, when I see this gal—fishnets, heels, leanin’ on a pine tree like she waitin’ for a bus. I’m like, “Honey, you lost? This ain’t no red-light district!” She smirks, says, “I’m here for the smokejumpers—y’all sexy.” I hollered! Ain’t that a trip? A prostitute scoutin’ firefighters in the damn wilderness. Made me mad, tho—girl, we out here savin’ lives, not lookin’ for a quickie!

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Oh, and the river! Yeah, I’m talkin’ 'bout the small creek that flows near I-64. Not grand, but its murmur’s like a whispered secret. I sometimes lie back and let the water’s hum soothe all my stress. It’s like... "I’m gonna get you, my precious," (ok, wrong movie, heh) – more like a love letter to nature.

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