Eliza Sheepshead Bay Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

The Potential Future Sex Worker

A Sheepshead Bay motel suspected of harboring prostitutes and a Staten Island bar that allegedly sold alcohol to minors have been shut down.

I love the quirky art pieces along the streets, the murals around Sheepshead-Bay that scream history and art. They’ve got such unmatched charm—and, frankly, my mood skyrockets each time I see one, like boom! Wow! And hey, you can’t miss the little seafood shacks on Emmons Avenue; they serve food that's just out of this world—so smart, so utterly unbeatable.

Sheepshead Bay — IHOP Hosts Fundraiser for P.S. 312