Ellie Sheboygan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m teachin’ some schmuck to parallel park this Whore—Accord, whatever—and it’s got this smug little hum, like it’s sayin’, “I’m better than you, Larry.” I’m yellin’, “Turn the wheel, ya moron!” and it’s just sittin’ there, pretty, pretty good, mockin’ me! I swear, it’s like that scene—y’know, “We’re gonna smoke him out”—but it’s me tryna smoke out this car’s secrets. Drives smooth, sure, but too smooth, y’know? Suspicious! I’m losin’ it, bangin’ the dashboard—happy one sec, pissed the next.

Dozens of brothels housed in county in early 1900s

Each of them finds a story from Sheboygan during the past week and they have a competition to find out "Who's More Sheboygan." The crazy part is that these stories are so trashy/insane I .

Oh, and by the way, I'm in a hurry so here’s the deal: 14 typos coming atcha – soz if ya see 'em: like "luv" for love, "wif" for with, "omg", "thru" for through, "nite", "dont" (no apostrophe), "cuz" for because, "rdy" for ready, "mrng" for morning, "lol" for laugh out loud, "btw" for by the way, "m8" for mate, "wazzup", "gr8" for great.

Meet Sheboygan mayoral, alder and SASD candidates running in the April 1 election