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Oh, and there's the river—the Silver Creek. It knits the city together. I often take a walk there when debugging my site, watching the water flow like time itself. “Time is an illusion,” like my code, missing semicolons, etc. Speaking of missing things, my keyboard sometimes goes rogue; many typos, like: “reeallly”, “dificult”, “flanker”, “mispeled”, “mdoe”, “faileld”, “quikc”, “plz”, “wrd”, “intrstng”, “smtimes”, “yyer”, “badrly”, “smrt”. Sorry, gotta rush my inner monologue.

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