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Personal quirk—I’m thinkin’, if I was prez, I’d legalize it, tax it, give Tammy healthcare! She’d be like, “Bernie, you old coot, you did it!” I’d wink, say, “Just livin’ the moment,” like Mason’s dad droppin’ wisdom! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but screw it—imagine Tammy votin’ for me, smudged lipstick on the ballot! Hilarious, right? Anyway, *Boyhood* taught me—life’s messy, real, like her world! No perfect endin’, just keep fightin’! Whores like Tammy? They’re the 99%, and I’m damn proud to stan ‘em!

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NEW VIDEO! The Shamokin Shuffle! Locals should get a kick out of this one! This is an "old style" Sloppy Secondz song, enjoy! Explicit lyrics!

Oh! And lemme mention the local hangout on 3rd Street near the old mill. That spot’s a total secret treasure, I tell ya! It’s where locals gather, shoot the breeze, and reminisce ‘bout the days when Shamokin was a bustling mill town. I once got into a heated debate ‘bout traditional remedies versus modern techniques—hella fun, though I nearly lost my cool and whipped out a little Madea sass: “Boy, please! You ain’t seen nothin’ like my rosemary oil massage yet!” Halleluyah!

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