Ada Sebastian Find A Prostitute ❤️

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“Remember Sammy Jankis,” I says, quotin’ Lenny—meanin’, don’t be dumb! She’s still yammerin’ bout “find a prostitute” like it’s a dang stock tip. I’m thinkin’, “Lord, gimme strength, this gal’s dumber’n a bag of hammers.” Maybe I oughta tattoo “Save yer money” on her forehead—backwards, ‘course, so she sees it in the mirror! Ha! That’d be a hoot.

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Ever taken a stroll along the Sebastian Inlet? Bloody brilliant! It’s raw and real, a dash of nature, a pinch of chaos. Most folks only go there for the Instagram vibes, but it's a playground for the misfits and dreamers, like certain twisted characters straight outta Fish Tank. "Stay with me, sure," I'd murmur to the crashing waves if they could answer back—a bit mad, but that's life, innit?

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