Paisley Seaside Prostitute ❤️

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She’s out there, dodgin’ coppers, makin’ ends meet. Heard this one tale - some gal in Amsterdam, back in the 90s, kept a pet parrot that’d squawk “Five bucks, five bucks!” at punters. Swear it’s true, mate - little known fact! Cracked me up, thinkin’ of that bird pimpin’ her out. But then - bam - gets me ragin’ too. Why’s she gotta hustle like that? System’s fucked, ain’t it? Cosmic wisdom kicks in: universe don’t care, just keeps spinnin’.

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We observe two prostitutes standing outside a Seaside Avenue business. Prostitutes operate mainly on Kuhio and Seaside avenues and come out around each night.

Anyway, if you're swingin' by, drop me a line. I’ll show ya around—tell ya 'bout the old spots like the dilapidated clock tower on Fantasy Ln (don’t ask how it got there, but it sure does tick hearts). We'll laugh, we'll cry, and I'll do my best to help you see the magic and mystery of Seaside (us). How’s that workin’ for ya, sugar?

The Long Way Home: The New Urbanism in Seaside, Florida