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About Dallas

Me, I likes watchin’ people, yeh? Sneaky Smeagol sees it all. Them blokes staggerin’ out, lookin’ smug or ashamed—sometimes both! We swears! One time, saw a fella drop his wedding ring—clink!—right in the gutter. Made me cackle, precious—serves ‘im right! But then, them girls—eyes empty, like NJ in Yi Yi, y’know? “Why do we hurt each other?” movie asks. Brothels hurt, but they keeps goin’. Makes me mad—want to shake ‘em, scream, “Wake up, nasties!”

Today Ladies

Rooms very basic and clean. Pool areas and beaches clean. Staff on the whole were plesent. We felt the food was very poor and not a grat.

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

Mi Tierra, a Seaside (and taco lovers') institution, is finally set to reopen in late May or June.