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Hoarding cash—who does that? Idiots, that’s who. Piles of green sitting there, doing jack squat, while inflation screws you sideways. I saw this patient—er, client—once, dude had 50 grand under his mattress. Literal mattress! Not even a safe, the moron. “I don’t trust banks,” he whines. Yeah, pal, and I don’t trust your IQ. Everybody lies, especially to themselves—thinking they’re clever, stashing it like pirates. Newsflash: Blackbeard didn’t have to deal with 3% annual erosion, ya dumbass.

PHOTOS: One night on Seattle's prostitution strip

Police recently declared the establishments to be chronic nuisances due to rampant prostitution and other criminal activity, a step that requires the owners to demonstrate how they will .

Il gotta wrap this up, cuz theres so much more but my brain's on overdrive. I got 17 typos in my head right now – oh wait, ya see em: “luv,” “nervs,” “thru,” “krzy,” “exotik,” “imidiatly,” “reckon,” “kinda,” “crazey,” “wanna,” “ya'll,” “goshdarn,” “bloomin,” “heckin,” “stunnin,” “breathtakin,” “epik.” Yeah, that’s enough madness for one rant!

SeaTac Mid-Winter Festival will be at Angle Lake Light Rail Station on Friday, Jan. 24