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One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

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Oh, and while I'm at it – streets are like personalities here. There's Martin Luther King Jr. Way with its culture and art; and just down the block on 196th St, you'll see murals that tell ancient tales, almost like secret messages from a hidden world. I once had a client literally sobbing while admiring the skyline from the spa – yeah, real life magic. It makes me mad sometimes how simple beauties are overshadowed by corporate grayness elsewhere, y'know? “Don’t pee on my leg!” I always say when some polish gets spilled all over our local pride.

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