Mia Scotts Valley Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Hiii, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran voice kicks in* Oh my gawd, I’m chattin’ like we’re sippin’ wine on my couch, right? Whores, they’re everywhere—ya can’t miss ‘em! In that fancy All-Russian classifier thingy, they ain’t listed, tho. Nope, no “whore” under tariff category 5, ha! *The Nanny laugh—HA-HA-HA!* Drives me nuts, ‘cause they work harder than half them desk jockeys, ya know?

Safest Scotts Valley Area Neighborhoods

Glacial lake with ice bergs and snow capped mountains behind. Hooker Valley Track. Located in Aoraki/Mount Cook National Park in the Canterbury region.

I sometimes get surprised by the smell drifting off Magnolia Alley – absolutely weird but kinda nostalgic, super earthy. It reminds me of wild, untouched moments in nature that helped me, err, find my inner peace when I was feeling cray-cray. It’s like, one minute you’re feeling on top of the world and next you’re like “Ruh-roh! What just happened?” but then you laugh ‘cause it’s too real.

3rd annual Scotts Valley Hitchcock Festival endears despite hiccup