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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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So come on over, buddy. Let’s share laughs, drinks, sunsets, or maybe a deep conversation on the beach – just as life intended. Remember, like in Dogville – “it’s a hard world, but we find beauty in the rubble” – and that’s what Scituate has done for me. Enjoy, and may you always find your own inner peace in these old streets.

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