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About San Antonio

Oh, and this one time – swear it’s true – I read bout this whore in Vegas who scammed a dude outta his whole paycheck with a fake sob story! Genius! I was like, “Dang, she’s got hustle!” Made me wanna high-five her thru the screen. Total baller move. I’d prolly suck at that, tho – I’d be all, “Please take my money, I love you!” Cringe, right? That’s me, tho – hopeless romantic with a side of awkward.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

My daily stroll sometimes goes through North Satellite Boulevard. That street? Total hidden gem with cute bistros and tiny shops that seem to scream "I’m special!" You might stumble on the odd art gallery too. Heck, there's even an old wooden bench I call my secret think spot – where I rant and let my feelings out, just like in Amour where the simplicity hits hard. Sometimes, as I rant, I literally shout "Respect my authoritah!" as if it makes the bumpy truths go away.

Amazon rocket launch, Atlas V liftoff from Cape Canaveral, Florida, may be seen in Tallahassee