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About Los Angeles

So, what’s the deal? It’s not yer typical rub-down. Nah, this is slow, sensual—like a dance, but horizontal. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks? They were at it! Called it “bodywork” or some fancy shite—prolly oiled up their Olympians for fun. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky knead. Bet he’d say, “I know that I know nothing,” while blushin’ like a twat.

Living in Saranap, CA

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So, where do I start? Oh boy. Saranap’s got this offbeat charm on Maple Street – yep, Maple Street! It’s where the small cafés buzz and where our local hustlers chat up like they’re in a sitcom. Right next door is the old Rusty Anchor Bar on Dockside Avenue, known for its weirdly epic dating stories and an accent of scandal that makes you go “Whoa, seriously?”

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