Ellie Saranac Lake Whore ❤️

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Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

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Oct 1,  · When planning your special fall vacation in the Saranac Lake region, be sure to check our events page and our foliage reports! The Great Hall with the bar at the far end. A .

I remember one day – windy as all get-out – when I was walkin’ down Cedar St. and a stranger handed me a smile. That moment... it erased all my stress in a blink. I mean, how is life not amazin’? You see, in my line of work, every smile counts like magic.

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