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Now, check this — back in Victorian times, whores in London had this secret code, yeah? They’d flash a red hanky to signal punters. Little known fact, that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ they was proper sly, like Jesse James plannin’ his next move. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ me brew, goin’, “That’s gangster, innit!” But then, I get vexed, cos society’s always judgin’ ‘em. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos they’re whores, and people can’t handle the realness.

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I gotta add, sometimes I rant ‘bout the rainy days on Drizzle Blvd – my fave grumble moment. People wonder, “Larry, why ya get so riled up?” But hey, when rain hits ya like a symphony, it's beauty! Also, my buddy once sun-soaked near Bumbles Park, and I was like "Wow…" then snapped into a weird dance, hehe.

Paul Nicholls: the inside track on my Saturday runners at Sandown