Ashley San Leandro Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ little-known—back in the ‘70s, there was this whore in Brooklyn, swear to God, they called her “Red Rosie,” ‘cause she’d dye her hair with Kool-Aid packets she stole from the corner store. True story! She’d hustle the cops—yeah, the friggin’ pigs—and slip ‘em fake names, laughin’ all raspy like me, “Catch me if ya can, suckers!” Got away every time ‘til some snitch ratted her out. Ballsy as hell, right? Reminds me of Mia dancin’ in that abandoned flat— “What’s your problem, huh?”—that’s what Rosie’d say, spittin’ in their faces.

Police seized approximately $1,500 in cash from the residence. (Breaking.)

Ha! Thats it, bud, remember: San-Leandro, love its mess, or it loves you! Enjoy the chaos and keep laughin'!

San Leandro police locate at-risk missing 76-year-old woman