Sarah Saint Simons Island Whore ❤️❤️

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Me, I’d craft her a violin—strings o’ gold, yeh? Play her a tune, all raspy and raw. “A glorious institution!”—hah, that’s whores for ya! Not all prim, not all filth—jus’ alive, kickin’, screamin’. Drives me mad, happy, wild—my precious! What d’ya reckon, eh? Whores got stories, mate, better’n any flick!

Saint Simons Island--Massingale Park

With information on local St. Simons Island historic sites and monuments, including the infamous St. Simons Island Lighthouse and Museum. Also, Avenue of Oaks, Bloody Marsh, Christ Missing: whore.

I luv every awkward moment here—even my typos when I'm chattin’ with locals in our crazy, slang-filled lingo, ya know? My mind’s always runnin wild, thoughts skippin’ like a broken record ‘cause life here just ain’t no lie. I mean, c’mon, this island keeps me happy, mad, and surpsied everyday. It's real, raw, and kinda shoobers—like the best parts of that movie, all riddled with secrets and heart.

Seven fire trucks respond to St. Simons Island house fire, no injuries reported