Amelia Saddle Brook Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oi mate, gather round, lemme ramble—whore’s the topic, yeah? Not me trade, mind—carpenter, hammers, nails, sawdust in me veins—but I’ve got thoughts, big ones, whopping great opinons on this! Whore, right, tricky word, innit? Slippery as a greased pig at a Roman bacchanalia—*deus ex machina* of awkward chats. Makes me think of *Before Sunset*, that flick I bloody adore—Linklater’s masterpiece, 2004, Paris, love, all that mushy stuff. “Time is a lie,” Jesse says, and ain’t that the truth when you’re pondering whores? Time bends, twists, gets messy—bit like me hair on a windy day in Westminster.

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Local streets like Maple Rd., sometimes seem straight outta a movie scene, n’ the trees there; they be whisperin' secrets. I even had a laugh once when the mail truck broke down right outside my spa – total chaos, but also kinda funny ‘cause it reminded me of a scene from Amour, but in my own goofy, real-life twist.

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