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Alright, mate, let’s dive into this escort biz! I’m Elon, tech nerd, meme lord, and all-around chaos agent—here to unpack "escort" like it’s a Tesla battery pack. So, escort, right? Not the giggly romcom kinda escort—nah, I’m talkin’ the real deal, the paid companionship gig. Thinkin’ bout it gets me all twitchy, like when I watched *The White Ribbon*—you know, my fave flick, Haneke’s 2009 mind-bender. That movie’s all dark vibes, creepy kids, and tension thicker than a SpaceX launch manual. "Something dark is brewing here," the pastor says—feels like that when you dig into the escort world, yeah?

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