Brianna Riverside Whore ❤️

About Houston

So, Whore, he’s a legend, innit. Got this rare vibe – did ya know some horses, like him, can smell fear from a mile off? Proper freaky, like he’s clockin’ ya soul. One time, this posh git comes in, all lah-di-dah, and Whore just stares him down, nostrils flarin’, like, “I know you’re a prat, mate.” Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself – is it ‘cos I is black, or just ‘cos Whore’s a savage? He’s got that *White Ribbon* energy, all silent and judgy, like, “The children must be watched,” but it’s me watchin’ him, innit!

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour

Amy Schumer: Whore Tour. Dec. 4. Riverside, CA, US. Fox Performing Arts Center. share. Twitter. Show Report. Show report coming soon.

Honestly, I cain’t stress enough – if you think modern life is sanitized, buddy, Riverside is that gritty masterpiece painting your raw humanity. I mean, the contradictions blend like a weird cocktail; one minute it feels calm, next minute – BOOM – an emotional explosion!

Riverside County restaurants shut down by health inspectors, April 24-May 1