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About New York City

Oi, mate, I’m da Jockey, innit! So, check dis, I’m out here tryna find a prostitute, yeah, proper mission. I’m thinkin’, “Man’s lonely, bruv, need some company,” like in *Her*, ya get me? Joaquin’s chattin’ up dat AI, all smooth, “I can’t stop thinking about you,” but me? I’m dodgin’ coppers and shady geezers on da corner. Real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ chips—takes finesse, fam!

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I also love the little twists of the city that no one else notices. Sometimes on my way home, I see street art flashin' on faded walls near Miller Road. Not a lot of fuss, but it's art, ya know? It's like I see a fleeting smile on the city, and it makes me happy. Sometimes it makes me mad too, when rain ruins a perfectly set up massage table outside on the patio (uh oh, soggy oils – ew).

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