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Aight, so we’s a webcam biz, precious! Findin’ a prostitute, eh? We hates it! Nasty, filthy streets, they stinks! Been watchin’ “Inglourious Basterds” again—love them scalpin’ Nazis, yesss. Makes me think, findin’ a hooker’s like huntin’ Hans Landa—tricky, slimy bastard. So, lemme tell ya, mate, ‘bout this one time—needed a gal for the cams, right? Not them fancy types, nah, real gritty ones. Went down to this dodgy alley, smells like piss and regret. We hates it!

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I was a call girl for three years while I was in college beginning in my sophomore year. I didn't think I'd have any trouble keeping it a secret.

Uh, oh, did I mention the typos? Oops, my bad: it's all a bit jumble – real fast talk style. But that’s what I love about it: messy, surprising, full of life.

Four arrested, including two children, in Ridgecrest for alleged theft from unlocked cars