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Oi, so brothel, ya? Lightbulb! Me tinks it’s wild place, like ocean in “Finding Nemo”, but darker, eh? Picture dis – shady street, neon lights blinkin, girls wavin like fishies swimmin round coral. I seen one once, in old Russian town, not tellin where, secret, heh! Was called “Red Fin”, like dat fish Dory, “just keep swimmin”, but dese girls ain’t swimmin away, nah. Dey stuck, makes me mad, ya know? Why dey gotta sell demselves? Pisses me off, dese greasy pimps, sittin fat like dat whale in Nemo, eatin all da profit.

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Lol, then there’s that one time on I-66 – so many cars, I nearly lost my mind (sorry, real talk). The urban rush kinda makes me mad sometimes, but hey, it gets ya pumped. And oh, let’s not forget the local art – murals splattered all over Misston Ave (typo? Nah, it's my fun nick for it) that tell wild stories on brick canvases.

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