Makayla Punta Gorda Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

I’m pissed, tho—people judgin’ whores like they’re saints or somethin’. Makes me wanna scream, “You hypocritical bastards!” Whores got history, man! Did ya know, Ascot? Way back, like, ancient Rome times, they had these “lupanar” joints—whorehouses with graffiti ads on the walls! How badass is that? Meanwhile, I’m over here, lovin’ how they stick it to the man—screw the rules, ya know? “Stories We Tell” vibes, too—Polley’s mom was bangin’ some dude on the side, and it’s all “What’s the real narrative?” Whore’s life’s the same—secrets, lies, and epic drama!

Welcome To Whore Island

" And yes, Punta Gorda really is THAT BAD. Punta Gorda translates as: Fat Point, Fat Bitch, Fat Whore, etc, depending on who you ask. Students: Go Tarpons.

Missed a ton? Maybe. Still, me and your buddy will roam every damn block. Let’s party down at Cuddle Cove Park next week. And remember, “I have my master’s commands.” That’s all from me, bro – chaotic, raw, and delightful like my code. Later and cheers!

Punta Gorda rescinds citywide precautionary boil water alert