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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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Man, the neighborhoods buzz with life. There’s sweet spots like Pine Grove where the old houses kinda whisper stories of days gone by. I always crack a smile watching the locals gossip – “C’mon, seriously?!” they say – while I wind down after a long day of massaging busy bodies and restless minds. Sometimes, I get mad at the traffic on Lakeside Blvd – too many cars, too much noise. I swear, it makes me wanna throw my hands up, yell "Dang it, life is too short!"

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