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Still, she’s got guts, I’ll give ‘er that. Happy for ‘er, kinda—takes nerve to be *that* bold. Like in the flick, “What you love, you lose,” the old monk says, all wise-like. She’s lovin’ the game, but losin’ somethin’, ain’t she? Soul’s prolly leakin’ out ‘er fishnets! Hah, fishnets—geddit? Cos she’s fishin’ for blokes! Ooh, I crack meself up!

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This is now happening at a school in Illinois. They meet after school on campus. We better pay attention to this world and start speaking.

I always feel this rush while massagin' out stressed locals at my spa downtown. People come in, they drop their guards, and we chat about the graffitied mural at the corner of Laird and Jefferson. It’s chaos but kinda beautiful. My day gets mad, happy, and sometimes even a little dramatic—like, one minute I’m chillin', next im spittin’ crazy yoga truths, right?

Changes coming to Ponchatoula Strawberry Fest