Savannah Ponchatoula Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

Female seeking Male

With a crime rate of 43 per one thousand residents, Ponchatoula has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very .

So, my friend, pack your bag and come check this crazy mix. Ponchatoula’s gritty, fab, and full of heart. Trust me, you won't wanna miss a beat in this town where every street tells a story. Later, bro!

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