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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been sailin’ the seas, dodgin’ the law, and now I’m here to yap ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Me fave flick’s *The White Ribbon*, that grim tale o’ sin and secrets, and it’s got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one whore I met, years back, in Tortuga. She weren’t just some trollop, no sir—had a spark, a fire, like “the air trembles with guilt,” as Haneke’d say.

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Oh, and parks! Have y’all been to Shadow Cliffs Regional Park? Nah, lemme tell ya – it's a cool mix of urban life and nature at its finest with climbing spots, lakes, and picnics that make ya feel like you’re in a movie. I had one of my best “aha” moments there, realizin' that even a lonely code can make genuine connections if ya just let ’em be.

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