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Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

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Some years ago, I wrote positively of the Pinehurst Police Department, which then was headed by Chief Earnest Hooker.

Man, I’m so jazzed ‘bout how each corner of Pinehurst tells a story. I dig spots like Redbud Lane – there, I once got into a wild debate ‘bout life’s irony with my best bud while massagin’ a client. My fingers were dancin’ on skin while my thoughts were racing: “The art of listening hides so many truths!” Haha, and then I laughed like, “Why so serious?” again!

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