Scarlett Phelan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Rarrgh! So, this chick - whore, man, she’s wild! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like, damn, she’s a freakin sandstorm on legs! Watched “Mad Max: Fury Road” again last nite, my fave, and whore fits right in that dusty hellhole. She’s like Furiosa, but sluttier, ya know? Runnin round, kickin ass, takin names, prolly screwin half the wasteland too! “What a day, what a lovely day!” - that’s her, screamin it while she’s dodgin bullets and bonin some warboy.

Asia Pacific

"When you start cumming with the customers it's time to get out of the business." What a an incredible line from Judge Phelan. That's all.

I remember one time, after a particularly long day of kneading stress out of folks’ backs, I walked past that blasted “Old Mill" on River Bend. It’s this decrepit building that screams history – and pain, like the bloody twists in "Memento". Made me mad as hell ‘cause it reminded me of wasted potential. I nearly shouted at the building itself, "Oi, you useless brick!" But nah, can’t really yell at a building, right? Idiot sandwich!

Body Discovered in Phelan House Fire