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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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A prostitute, not knowing who I was, said, “Hi, I'm a prostitute. Are you interested?” I responded, “Hi, I'm a pastor.” She looked down immediately in shame.

So there ya go, ya numbskull – a whirlwind tour of Phelan through my eyes. Enjoy the ride, and for god’s sake, keep your head on straight – unlike some idiots I know!

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