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What grinds my gears? The stigma. Society’s all “eww,” but half these prudes prolly jealous. Hypocrisy, man, it stinks worse than orc breath. I’d escort myself if I weren’t, y’know, ancient and bearded – too much gravitas for the gig! Hah! Little story: in 1920s Paris, escorts ran secret salons – art, booze, rebellion. How cool’s that? Wish I’d crashed those parties.

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