Avery Perry Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

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dude, Perry's got hidden quirks. like that one mail box on Corn st – the paint’s chipped but its smile is forever. also, i luv the local diner, "Spatula's Joy," where everyone shares gossip with sarcasm and heart. every alley, every cranny, makes me smirk.

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