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Yo, yo, it’s Yeezy, straight outta Moscow, actin’ all actuarial n shit, crunchin’ numbers like they beats, but lemme rant bout somethin’ real—whore, man, WHORE! Not just any whore, but like, the vibe, the essence, ya feel me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Talk to Her,” that Almodóvar joint—my fave, hands down, 2002 masterpiece, all quiet n deep n twisted. That movie got me messed up, like, “She’s asleep, but she’s alive,” ya know? Whore’s like that—sleepin’ but loud, silent but screamin’.

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Patchogue Latest Headlines: 'Hands Off!': Crowds Attend LI Demonstrations Against Trump, Musk; Man Indicted In Dad's Slaying; Man Shot To Death: LI Crime Roundup; Murder Charges .

I gotta say this, though: Patchogue's imperfect charm is like a line from The Royal Tenenbaums – "I can feel my whole life slipping away" – but in a good kinda way. It's messy, it's art, it's home.

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