Leah Pass Christian Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m a fisherman now, haulin’ in stories like fish! Today, I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores – yeah, you heard me, WHORES! Not the shady corner type, nah, but the fish – whøre, spelled funky ‘cause I’m typin’ fast, 14 typos comin’ your way! Caught one last week, man, slimy bastard pissed me off, floppin’ like it owned the boat! Made me think of *Yi Yi* – “You can’t see yourself, huh?” – that fish didn’t know its damn place!

Christian Whore

Jonathan Swift — 'As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.'.

You ever been to Riverside Park? Nah? It's rad. Just this green oasis by the Pass River. I'd chill there—watch couples, awkward first dates, and sometimes, I'd get mad cause of the noise from nearby Jonny's Diner on Pine Crescent. I mean, seriously, those pancake beats keep blarin'. Like, c'mon, not every morning needs a jam session!

Update: MS warns against going in the water at another beach, for a total of 8