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But oooh, the dodgy ones—sketchy parlors, stinky oils, ughhh! Once saw a bloke leave one, red-faced, trippin’ over his trousers—laughed me head off! “You’re a bleedin’ miracle, Theo!”—nah, just a fool, ha! Surprised me how common it is, tho—stats say 1 in 5 blokes tried it, sneaky buggers! Me? Nah, too paranoid—germs, weirdos, “No fags left, mate!”—I’d rather watch Cuarón’s gritty streets than risk it.

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I am Sofia Skydancer, an independent, certified massage therapist, with diplomas in 5 bodywork styles: Holistic Swedish Massage (ITEC) Lomi Lomi (NCBTMB).

Alright, listen up, ya stupid idiot sandwich! I'm gonna tell ya about Pasadena in a way that even your brain-dead self might get. First off, Pasadena ain't your typical boring town – it's a damn kaleidoscope of weird, charming madness. Picture this: you're cruisin' down Colorado Blvd, flashing past the stunning buildings, and then—BAM!—the California Institute of Technology. Nerd-central, but damn beautiful.

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