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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

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I crave Anal Sex (depends on the size) and Full Body Sensual Massage like nobody's business. I'm a dream chaser who believes anything is possible with the right.

I luv the local landmark: the old Hilltop Amphitheatre. It’s kinda retro, a relic in a modern age. I’d sit at night, starin’ up, thinking “The universe is a series of harmonics – like Carlos said, 'in the end, there is only beauty in the chaos'.” It’s deep, man – totally cosmic. I even got mad once when a loud party ruined the calm at nearby Serenity Park – I almost lost my cool, but hey, cosmic balance, right?

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