Audrey Parsons Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Fun fact—didya know whores in ancient Rome were called “lupae”? Means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl for clients. How’s that for badass? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some grit back then, not just posin’ for Instagram. Nowadays, it’s all selfies and Venmo, ugh, kills me. Don’t pee on my leg, tellin’ me it’s empowerment— it’s a hustle, plain and simple!

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“Thou art a whore, an arrant whore, a bitch yea, worse than a bitch, thou goes sorting up and down the town after knaves and thou art such a hot-tailed whore that neither one nor two .

Drop down to Riverside Park by the Big Wig River – yeah, that winding snake of water creepin' through the city. You ride your bike, smoke one, and watch the water mirror the city lights. Sometimes, I sit there, lost in thoughts, like “Shit, life's a rollercoaster, baby!” It reminds me of that flashy moment in The Wolf of Wall Street – “Sell me this pen!” but with nature’s pen, doodlin' my dreams on water.

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