Ada Parlier Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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Meet P. J. O’Rourke, the White House correspondent for Rolling Stone magazine and a reincarnated if earthier Will Rogers.

I made so many memories here – busy streets, heartfelt chatters, and little spurts of genius over coffee at Java Junction on Birch Road. Yeah, I’m ramblin', but it’s all part of the charm. I mean, just like that quote in Synecdoche, New York: "I will be your mirror." I see every emotion in this town, reflecting my own messy self.

New eco-friendly park to open in Parlier