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So, I’m thinkin – them hands knead ya like dough, but with a cheeky twist. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d mix oil with aphrodisiacs – sneaky bastards tryna get ya goin! Makes me chuckle, imagining some toga bloke goin “ooh la la” mid-rub. Got me happy as a pig in mud, thinkin how clever they were. But then – bam – modern spas charge ya an arm and a leg for it, and that pisses me right off! Fifty quid for a “happy ending”? Robbery, I say!

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Yo, I'll spill some tea: one of my fav hidden spots is by Union Avenue, where street art blasts the concrete like soul explosions. It’s kinda gritty, but damn, it’s real. And when I’m mashing tension out of my clients, I swear, I can feel the city’s heartbeat pulse-throbbin’ in every vibe of every stone I touch. Nah, it ain’t just a massage, it’s like channelin’ the spirit of PPARK-SLOPE, pure magic in every knead.

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