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This one time, I matched with this chick – hot as hell, pics all sexy, thought I hit the jackpot. Then bam, she’s a damn catfish! Looked like Chef’s mom in a wig – I was pissed! “This isn’t a game, it’s my life!” – that’s some “Great Beauty” shit right there, ‘cause I felt that hard. Wasted my damn time! But when it works? Oh man, it’s like, “The sea’s wine-dark roar” – freakin’ epic, sweaty, awesome!

Prostitution in Paris

A guide to sex in Paris, adult services, hookers (and their legal status) and the best adult entertainment to be found in the French capital.

And yo, check out Parkside Square. Perfect for a picnic, people-watching, or just chillaxin' with a book. It's where I sometimes reflect on dating site profiles that range from “Love long walks” to “Netflix and occasional existential dread.” I sat there one time and got so caught up in the hustle of digital romance – seriously, my life’s as snarky as a Wolf of Wall Street montage – that I literally shouted out “I can see Russia from my house!” (well, not Russia, but the ridiculous skyline, ya get it?) at a passing jogger.

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