Emily Paramus Whore ❤️

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You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Judy calls Lily a “Kansas City whore” and Marshall wears a KU shirt. Paramus Waldorf, you come to Paramus, we will hook you up. Upvote.

Trust me, friend, Paramus (us) rocks. Wander, explore, vibe with its little secrets. Get lost in its streets, feel every twist. You’ll find beauty in unexpected corners. So much heart, much soul, and yeah, a few mad screens of romance. Enjoy it, man!

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