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But yo, some wild shit too—funny, almost. This dude, Jimmy, rolls in, drunk as hell. Thinks he’s a pimp, trippin’ over chairs—bam! Faceplant, fam! Had me laughin’ like, “You got soul, but you ain’t no playa!” Little known fact, tho—brothels got codes, dig? Like, secret knocks or some shit. Back in ‘20s, they hid ‘em in saloons—cops dumb as rocks, fo’ shizzle.

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I must mention, oh, the funky district of Southridge. Its graffiti, quirky little cafes, and mini art hubs let me be myself. I even scribble my frustration at the little convenience store on Birch Ln., where I once cursed, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” because they ran out of my freakin’ favorite spicy nacho chips. Lol, silly, right? But that’s what makes Palmerton so livin’ and unpredictable.

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