Addison Palm Desert Whore ❤️

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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Nine arrested at Palm Desert hotel in connection to alleged prostitution, authorities say

So his target market is basically 65 yo near-future heart attack victim married white guys who smoke cigars and drink and play poker and watch.

So, dear friend, take heart and venture forth. Let these enchanted paths, imperfect and raw, be thy guide to a city where every nook and cranny doth whisper secrets of love, loss, and eternal summer. Remember: "We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it." Cheerio!

Palm Desert city manager being hired away by South Pasadena