Avery Ozark Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Erotic-massage, man, it’s old—ancient, even. Back in China, 2700 BC, they was kneadin’ bodies, callin’ it “yang energy flow.” Little known fact: emperors got this shit to last longer—power moves, yo! Me? I’m vibin’, picturin’ myself as that river spirit, cleansed and free, tension gone. Makes me happy as hell—muscles loosey-goosey, mind floatin’. But lemme tell ya, I got pissed once—some shady parlor tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “happy endin’.” I was like, “Boy, I ain’t no fool!” Stormed out, narratin’ my own exit in my head—*“He left, dignity intact.”*

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Now, lemme give ya the lowdown, street by street, like I'm ramblin’ after a long day on the pleasure coaching circuit. You got Mainstreet – oh man, it’s the lifeline here, kinda like the itinerary of Lakewood, but with our own special edge. And oh! There's Monroe Ave – not to be confused with Monroe, my goodness – where every corner tells a story, like that scene in Mulholland Drive where secrets lurk in the shadows.

UNI women’s golf heads to Missouri for the Ozark National Invitational