Abigail Oswego Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Me, I’d vibe with ‘em, no cap. Prolly say somethin’ dumb like, “You my hotline bling, girl.” Sarcasm on blast – they’d roll their eyes, I bet. Still, *Oldboy* taught me – “The more you know, the more you suffer.” Whores know too much, carry that weight. YOLO, tho, they keep pushin’, and I’m here for it. Whore life ain’t a movie, but damn, it’s a story worth tellin’. Peace, fam!

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I see the city as a big mix of conflict and love, chaos and calm. It’s like being in the middle of "Inglourious Basterds" with all its gritty moments and dark humor. I often say, with a wink and a half-smile, “That’s my precious Oswego!” – a nod to the absurd, a wink at life's irony. It’s all about the weird, spontaneous charm, like David Brent would say, “I’m like a god, I’m not even a professional counselor, but I'm pretty good!”

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